PISTOLS PIPES and PISS DRUNKS

CHANGE WE CAN BE AFRAID OF

2008-11-03T17:35:00.000-08:00

Dose OBAMA want a group of brown shirts keeping the people in line???, I think the last thing we need is a group as powerful as the military to go to war against the American people

HE MAY WANT A PRETORIAN GUARD WITH HIMSELF AS CAESAR

A great day for democracy!!!!!

2008-06-27T14:29:00.000-07:00

Supreme court affirms gun owner's to a constitutional right to bear arms -- its first ruling on gun rights in 70 years. In my opinion this is the first major case in a long time that the supreme court has upheld and promoted the rights of the middle class, back bone of America. Hopefully, this is the begginging for a shift in Americas direction.

2007-12-22T22:31:00.000-08:00

Random fact#8
The cigarette found it's name some time in the 18th century: beggars in Seville began to pick from the ground the cigar remains left by the señoritos ,"rich, young men", wrapped the tobacco ends with thin paper and smoked them. The first use of this habit can be seen in 3 18th-century paintings by Fransicaco de Goya

2007-10-17T23:25:00.000-07:00

moral of the story= never ever, ever try to pick somthing up on the ground when (if) you are very drunk.

2007-10-05T19:13:00.000-07:00

stats#2

number of firearms within the U.S.A 223 Million

I think we need atleast 300 million.

2007-09-25T23:31:00.000-07:00

News update #9

Having a glass or two of wine a day could improve your memory, according to New Zealand researchers.
The Auckland University study found alcohol could even help Alzheimer sufferers.

So drink up, it may be the best decision you remember making.

2007-09-14T19:09:00.000-07:00

Random fact#7

Gin originated in the Netherlands

Tequila originated in the Mexico

Rum originated in the Caribbean
(sugarcane liquor) originated in India or China

Whisky originated in Scotland or Ireland

Vodka eastern Europe

Absinthe originated in Switzerland

Sake .... Japan

The Chinese are still Commies

2007-09-03T19:50:00.000-07:00

News Update #8
China, the world's biggest cigarette producer and consumer, will ban all tobacco advertising by 2011. With over 300 million regular smokers.
A Chinese official warned that any attempts to curd public smoking is so pervasive in China that efforts to curb it will upset the social stability.

source: ABC Radio Australia

2007-09-01T15:44:00.001-07:00

Quote #3
"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." - Oliver Reed

Boooooooooooooooooooom

2007-08-31T14:53:00.000-07:00

Blah #2
What would happen if we stated that after the next terrorist attacks we would drop two nukes on Mecca and Medina, {(destroying the Kaaba) according to the Koran the kabba is suppposed to exist at the end of the world}; would this stop terrorist attacks?
I don't realy believe one way or the other on this one, but what do you think??

Nat Sherman

2007-08-25T16:22:00.000-07:00

Best cigarettes ever!!!!!!!

2007-08-24T08:30:00.000-07:00

funny commercial

News update # 7
Research conducted by the Retailers Against Smuggling pressure group says 36% of retailers had considered reducing staff and 38% had considered closing shop after losing revenue to illegal tobacco peddlers. Also, approximately 40% had been offered to purchase illegal and fake cigarettes for their business. In the U.K cigarettes are smuggled in from Latvia (cigarettes cost a fraction of the price they do in the U.K); similarly illegal tobacco products are smuggled in to the U.S from Mexico. The sell of illegal cigarettes has sky rocketed in the last few years in response to high taxation.

2007-08-23T08:48:00.000-07:00

Quote #2

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." -F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

2007-08-18T09:13:00.001-07:00

Awesome

Highly trained DEA agent

2007-08-17T15:26:00.000-07:00

Quote #1
"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on." - Jerry Lewis

2007-08-13T15:59:00.000-07:00

Stats #1

One of the best examples of the effectiveness of having an armed populace is Florida. Florida adopted a right-to-carry law in 1987. From 1987-1996, these changes occurred in crime.
homicide rate -36% compared to-0.4 nationaly

firearm homicide rate -37% compared to 15 %

handgun homicide rate-41%compared to 24%

2007-08-10T14:40:00.000-07:00

News update # 6

Over $285,000 dollars worth in Cigarettes (more than 37,000 packs!! )were found stashed in coffins. ICA officers arrested three Singaporeans for the crime. The officers found them repackaging the cigarettes into cartons from the 33 coffins.

2007-08-08T22:57:00.000-07:00

Random fact# 6
The word "pistol" is derived from the Frenchy word pistole (or pistolet), which may have any of these origins:
1. From the Czech pistole and derived from the Czech word píšťala (flute or pipe!!, referencing the shape of a Hussite firearm).
2. From the city of Pistoia, Italy.
3. Early pistols were carried by cavalrymen in holsters, which were hung from the pommel (or pistallo in medievil French) of the horse's saddle.

POT=BAD , CIGARETTES=BETTER

2007-07-31T17:43:00.000-07:00

Blah #1

One cannabis joint causes as much damage to the lungs as five chain-smoked cigarettes, research has found.
Medical examinations of WEED users and cigarette enthusiasts found that WEED increased lung problems, including obstructed airways and hyperinflation.
Medical Research Institute of New Zealand studied a group of 339 volunteers aged 18 to 70. They were divided into four groups according to whether they smoked only WEED, only tobacco, both, or were non-smokers. Every volunteer was subjected to lung function tests and x-ray scans of their chests to see the amount of damage to their lungs and airways.
They claimed that the most important fining was that smoking a joint was about the same as rapidly smoking 3-5 cigarettes.
Using marijuana seems to increase the chance of becoming psychotic, as well. A new study from England suggests that even infrequent use could raise the small but real risk of serious mental illness by 40 percent!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The available evidence now suggests that cannabis is not as harmless as many people think," said Dr. Stanley Zammit. Dr Stanley is one of the authors of the study, as well as s lecturer in the department of psychological medicine at Cardiff University. Weed also increased the frequency of hallucinations, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, neuroses and suicidal tendencies.
The English scientists found a more disturbing fact about "heavy users" of pot, who use it daily or weekly. Their risk for psychosis jumped to a range of 50 percent to 200 percent.
Why is the government, and lobbyists around the world, trying to outlaw smoking tobacco and legalize WEED???
My personal view, which I admit is a little strange, is that governments like a "high" population. They like their citizens to be docile, dumb, listen to orders and be unconcerned about important issues.

National Off-Licence Association (dim-wittes Indolents)

2007-07-30T20:17:00.000-07:00

The National Off-Licence Association ( dorks ) has claimed that if the Government "wants" to reduce alcohol abuse in Ireland, it should bring a ban on below cost selling of booze.
The greedy morons from hell say "below cost selling allows larger stores to sell alcohol at greatly reduced prices".
Bastards, they just want to make more money for "big booze".
I want my cheep booze, its thee American way!!!!!!
That is why we beat the British, that is why the Irish want to come here....

Fugitive Stops For Cigarettes During Police Chase

2007-07-29T19:10:00.000-07:00

News update# 5
A chap involved in a police pursuit, after robing a bank, on Tuesday astonished authorities when he stopped at a convenience store to purchase cigarettes prior to resuming the chase.

The convenience store clerk said the "guy seemed to be in a hurry", but he paid for the pack and left. He actually paid $20 for the pack and did not want the change.

2007-07-27T17:54:00.000-07:00

Random Fact#5

More than 35 billion gallons of beer are sold per year - producing total global revenues of $295 billion.

2007-07-26T23:14:00.000-07:00

News update# 4
In Sioux Falls, SD, an intoxicated man went into a gas station put a bottle of vodka in his pants, ran out, and stole an employee's car. After a car chase, the man fled from the police on foot, then fought with them. He was arrested and charged with grand theft, shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, fleeing from police, resisting arrest, drunken driving, and hit and run.

THIS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE DRINKING.

2007-07-25T08:24:00.000-07:00

Random fact# 4
The inhabitants of the islands of the Carribbean sea and Mesoamerica have enjoyed and smoked fine cigars since as early as the 10th century.

uganda land of the piss drunks

2007-07-24T19:44:00.000-07:00

Uganda is the nation on earth that drinks the most (total recorded alcohol per capita consumption (15years+), in litres of pure alcohol) according to the WHO Global Status Report on Alcohol. Ugandans drink an insane average 19.47 litres of pure alcohol... now that is piss drunk.

Apparently there is so much alcohol in Uganda, that the chimps get in on the action and get drunk. The chimps living in the national parks have become accustomed to raiding the illegal breweries within the parks; this has led to the chimps attacking many people (I guess chimps are angry drunks), killing numerous children. One such chimp nicknamed Hussein has killed three children.

2007-07-22T23:25:00.000-07:00

News update #3
Violent crime in London jumped a huge 6% in 2006, but guns are illegal there right? Also every criminal knows that every innocent person they attack will be unarmed. In fact violent crime has risen in London ever since Tony Blair took all the law abiding citizen's guns, poor Brits; let's not go there.

2007-07-21T21:59:00.000-07:00

Random fact #3

Leonardo Da Vinci sketched out plans for a "machine gun in the 1400's

News update #2

police in Chicago offered $100 debit cards in exchange for any type of guns, they received over six thousand hand guns and assault rifles!!!

Authorities said that approximately 745 replica and BB guns were also collected in exchange for $10 debit cards.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm I would have kept my gun :)

Joke# 2

Gun control

2007-07-21T06:53:00.000-07:00

Random fact # 2

The history of smoking can be dated to as early as 5000 BC, and has been recorded in many different cultures across the world. Tobacco has been cultivated and smoked in the Americas for at least 5000 years

News update # 1

Some communist dork in England named Sir Liam Donaldson wants to put higher alcohol tax to improve public health.

Drinking, Smoking, Shooting

2007-07-20T17:55:00.000-07:00

Random fact #1

Binge drinking in Russian is "Zapoy" often has form of two or more days of continuous drunkenness About half of working-age men in Russia who die are killed by alcohol abuse (communism at it's best).

JOKE ONE:

Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, can I help you there?"
hick: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
hick: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
hick: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
hick: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"
hick: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans