Tuesday, July 31, 2007

POT=BAD , CIGARETTES=BETTER

Blah #1
One cannabis joint causes as much damage to the lungs as five chain-smoked cigarettes, research has found.
Medical examinations of WEED users and cigarette enthusiasts found that WEED increased lung problems, including obstructed airways and hyperinflation.
Medical Research Institute of New Zealand studied a group of 339 volunteers aged 18 to 70. They were divided into four groups according to whether they smoked only WEED, only tobacco, both, or were non-smokers. Every volunteer was subjected to lung function tests and x-ray scans of their chests to see the amount of damage to their lungs and airways.
They claimed that the most important fining was that smoking a joint was about the same as rapidly smoking 3-5 cigarettes.
Using marijuana seems to increase the chance of becoming psychotic, as well. A new study from England suggests that even infrequent use could raise the small but real risk of serious mental illness by 40 percent!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The available evidence now suggests that cannabis is not as harmless as many people think," said Dr. Stanley Zammit. Dr Stanley is one of the authors of the study, as well as s lecturer in the department of psychological medicine at Cardiff University. Weed also increased the frequency of hallucinations, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, neuroses and suicidal tendencies.
The English scientists found a more disturbing fact about "heavy users" of pot, who use it daily or weekly. Their risk for psychosis jumped to a range of 50 percent to 200 percent.
Why is the government, and lobbyists around the world, trying to outlaw smoking tobacco and legalize WEED???
My personal view, which I admit is a little strange, is that governments like a "high" population. They like their citizens to be docile, dumb, listen to orders and be unconcerned about important issues.

Monday, July 30, 2007

National Off-Licence Association (dim-wittes Indolents)

The National Off-Licence Association ( dorks ) has claimed that if the Government "wants" to reduce alcohol abuse in Ireland, it should bring a ban on below cost selling of booze.
The greedy morons from hell say "below cost selling allows larger stores to sell alcohol at greatly reduced prices".
Bastards, they just want to make more money for "big booze".
I want my cheep booze, its thee American way!!!!!!
That is why we beat the British, that is why the Irish want to come here....

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Fugitive Stops For Cigarettes During Police Chase

News update# 5
A chap involved in a police pursuit, after robing a bank, on Tuesday astonished authorities when he stopped at a convenience store to purchase cigarettes prior to resuming the chase.

The convenience store clerk said the "guy seemed to be in a hurry", but he paid for the pack and left. He actually paid $20 for the pack and did not want the change.

Friday, July 27, 2007


Random Fact#5

More than 35 billion gallons of beer are sold per year - producing total global revenues of $295 billion.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

News update# 4
In Sioux Falls, SD, an intoxicated man went into a gas station put a bottle of vodka in his pants, ran out, and stole an employee's car. After a car chase, the man fled from the police on foot, then fought with them. He was arrested and charged with grand theft, shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, fleeing from police, resisting arrest, drunken driving, and hit and run.

THIS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE DRINKING.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Random fact# 4
The inhabitants of the islands of the Carribbean sea and Mesoamerica have enjoyed and smoked fine cigars since as early as the 10th century.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

uganda land of the piss drunks

Uganda is the nation on earth that drinks the most (total recorded alcohol per capita consumption (15years+), in litres of pure alcohol) according to the WHO Global Status Report on Alcohol. Ugandans drink an insane average 19.47 litres of pure alcohol... now that is piss drunk.

Apparently there is so much alcohol in Uganda, that the chimps get in on the action and get drunk. The chimps living in the national parks have become accustomed to raiding the illegal breweries within the parks; this has led to the chimps attacking many people (I guess chimps are angry drunks), killing numerous children. One such chimp nicknamed Hussein has killed three children.

Sunday, July 22, 2007



News update #3
Violent crime in London jumped a huge 6% in 2006, but guns are illegal there right? Also every criminal knows that every innocent person they attack will be unarmed. In fact violent crime has risen in London ever since Tony Blair took all the law abiding citizen's guns, poor Brits; let's not go there.

Saturday, July 21, 2007



Random fact #3

Leonardo Da Vinci sketched out plans for a "machine gun in the 1400's


News update #2

police in Chicago offered $100 debit cards in exchange for any type of guns, they received over six thousand hand guns and assault rifles!!!

Authorities said that approximately 745 replica and BB guns were also collected in exchange for $10 debit cards.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm I would have kept my gun :)


Joke# 2

Gun control






Random fact # 2

The history of smoking can be dated to as early as 5000 BC, and has been recorded in many different cultures across the world. Tobacco has been cultivated and smoked in the Americas for at least 5000 years

News update # 1

Some communist dork in England named Sir Liam Donaldson wants to put higher alcohol tax to improve public health.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Drinking, Smoking, Shooting



Random fact #1





Binge drinking in Russian is "Zapoy" often has form of two or more days of continuous drunkenness About half of working-age men in Russia who die are killed by alcohol abuse (communism at it's best).


JOKE ONE:

Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, can I help you there?"
hick: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
hick: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
hick: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
hick: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"
hick: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans