Tuesday, July 24, 2007

uganda land of the piss drunks

Uganda is the nation on earth that drinks the most (total recorded alcohol per capita consumption (15years+), in litres of pure alcohol) according to the WHO Global Status Report on Alcohol. Ugandans drink an insane average 19.47 litres of pure alcohol... now that is piss drunk.

Apparently there is so much alcohol in Uganda, that the chimps get in on the action and get drunk. The chimps living in the national parks have become accustomed to raiding the illegal breweries within the parks; this has led to the chimps attacking many people (I guess chimps are angry drunks), killing numerous children. One such chimp nicknamed Hussein has killed three children.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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USP .45 said...

only 20 liters pure alcohol? what is that, per month?

I can drink in 48 hours, about 3 liters of 60% pure alcohol, (not american 60 proof, your 80 proof is our 40%, I mean 60% of 96% pure alcohol.)

One night (12 hours) I drank 19 pints of beer, 4 shots, two white russian, and some other shit i don't know what is. But I am huge though. And not american huge, european huge. 140 kilos.
Last time I was out I chugged a pint of beer in like 5 seconds, then took my cousins half finished beer and drank it too. (she wasn't gonna have it cause we were leaving, but I could have kept going for a while though.)

THE GREATEST SPORT IN HUMANITY, is this: You take a small backpack (about 8 gallons size), put as much beer as you can carry in it, (how much you can carry depends on weight of the beer, not size, and of course how much your backpack can take before ripping and how comfortable it is with more than like a lousy twenty pounds in it) then you put in as much ammunition as you think you are gonna need, (a LOT! like 400 rounds or more) and you go to the mountain or whatever, and basically drink and shoot at everything you see.

This works best in Norway or Canada, where the summers are not very dark at night, plus it should only be done from may to august due to cold and stuff.

You can also do this close to cities, but bring your suppressor.

AAAAAH yeah, can't wait for spring again ;-)