Random fact #1
Binge drinking in Russian is "Zapoy" often has form of two or more days of continuous drunkenness About half of working-age men in Russia who die are killed by alcohol abuse (communism at it's best).
JOKE ONE:
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, can I help you there?"
hick: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
hick: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
hick: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
hick: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"
hick: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, can I help you there?"
hick: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
hick: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
hick: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
hick: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"
hick: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans
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